- Brother: Ughhhh I'm so sick
- Me: Pssh, you'll be fine. Be a man. Eat some meat. Do a push-up. Shotgun a beer. Punch another guy. Shoot some pool. Grow a beard. Drive a truck. Buy a leather jacket. Watch a football game. In-
- Brother: Okay how long are you planning to list manly things
- Me: ...Interrupt a woman
Hate this song
I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions.
then you’d be somebody that we used to know
from RiffTrax Titanic commentary
my mom sat behind him on a plane once. apparently she was fangirling the entire time.
MTV Movie Awards 2011
*When MTV News caught up with Felton backstage after his second straight win, he clarified that his downstairs toilet actually is a pretty important location in his home.
“It’s kind of a prized place in my house, the downstairs toilet,” Felton deadpanned. “Consider it an honor.” (MTV.com)